Prophecies And Words
Welcome to the Oracle of the Ancients, where the words of the gods are written in bold, unapologetic language.
Today's Prophecies
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You will find the perfect meme to post on social media. (via Meme Prophecies)
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A mysterious stranger will offer you a deal that sounds too good to be true. (via Fortune and Folly)
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Your cat will plot against you, demanding more tuna. (via Feline Conspiracies)
Oracles Available:
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The Oracle of the Ancients - For all things mystical and unknown
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The Meme Oracle - For all things internet and absurd
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The Feline Overlord - For all things cat-related and sinister